Because Funny
Because Funny
Whats a funny joke Because I dont know one?
Help me dead serious i need help i dont no one funny jokeexcept why did the chicken cross the road.... to get to the other side! duhh hahaha gets me everytime! awnser fast immeditaly the world depends opn it.
thxx so much best friend!
An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.
He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."
The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you! are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."
"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?" said the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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Has anyone ever had trouble walking after they've been dumped because their legs feel funny?
I realized that in pretty much all the times I've been dumped this happened to me and I was wondering if it was just me or if it's happened to you before too?
Maybe the fact that you're in emotional pain is dragging you down physically. I've never had a boyfriend (15; I mean come on! :[ ) but I'm sure that being dumped can effect your entire life style. A girl I knew who was dumped by her boyfriend lost 50 pounds because she was so unhappy. So perhaps its your emotional anguish that's causing your physical pain.
